Who’s That Pokémon? 

Posted April/23/2014 with 1,836 notes

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when did midnight become the prime time to start all homework

Posted April/23/2014 with 10,235 notes


a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

Posted April/23/2014 with 92,015 notes


Me saving my grades at the end of a term


Me saving my grades at the end of a term

Posted on April/23/2014 with 33,377 notes


Nuggets of gold in 140 characters or less.

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A picture of a baby overwhelmed by pizza


A picture of a baby overwhelmed by pizza

Posted on April/22/2014 with 145,494 notes


help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

Posted April/22/2014 with 211,983 notes




REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

  1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
  2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
  3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
  4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
  5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
  6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?



Posted April/22/2014 with 39,032 notes